12/23/2015
12/21/2015
Birthday Story for a Nine-Year-Old
WHEN
YOU DIG FOR POTATOES
By
Grandma
Baadsgaard
Happy
9th birthday Mitchell- my budding archaeologist.
When Mitchell’s mom told him to go
outside and dig up some potatoes for supper he groaned, “Do I have to? It’s my
birthday.”
“You never know what you might find,”
his mother said with a wink.
“What I’d really like to dig up is a
mummy,” Mitchell answered. “There’s a mummy exhibit coming to Salt Lake City at
the Leonardo Museum with real mummies from all over the world in January. I
really, really, really want to go.”
“But the admission tickets are so
expensive,” his mother answered. “Now get those potatoes dug up. Since the snow
melted off yesterday, you can get to the last ones next to the raspberry
bushes.”
Mitchell dragged his feet into the
garage, grabbed a small shovel and reluctantly walked to the backyard. He found
the spot his mother told him about and started digging. The shriveled vines
were his best clue of where to dig.
First Mitchel dug up a gigantic
potato then several small ones. He brushed the moist earth off the spuds and
continued digging. Suddenly his shovel hit against a solid object. Mitchell’s heart raced. He quickly dug deeper
and brushed the dirt away. Buried in the ground right next to the raspberry
bushes, Mitchell found a wooden box secured with a lock.
Mitchell wiggled the lock but
nothing happened. He ran into the house yelling.
“Mom, you’ll never believe what I
found buried in the dirt in our garden. It’s a box with a lock. I want to get
this lid open so bad. What do you think is inside? It could be anything . . .
like papyrus or a gold goblet.”
Mitchell immediately called all his
friends to come over and bring every key in their house. He tried each key one
by one. Nothing fit. The box stayed locked. All his friends went home
disappointed. Then Mitchell remembered his own key collection. He tried every one,
but nothing fit.
Mitchell wondered what to do.
Because he was born on December 19 there was always a Christmas tree in the
family room in their home. He plopped down on the floor, flipped over on his
back and looked up at the tree through the boughs. That is the moment when he
noticed their giant silver key.
“The key!” Mitchell said. “I forgot
about our magic key.”
That large silver key was how Santa got
into their house on Christmas Eve even though they didn’t have a chimney and even
if the door was locked. His family hung it on the tree each year. Mitchel always
liked to leave the key on the front porch with a plate of cookies before he
went to bed on Christmas Eve.
Mitchell grabbed the key off the tree
and rolled it over in his hand. Then he walked over to the dusty locked box. He
pushed the key into the lock and turned it to the right. He heard something
click right before the lock opened. Mitchel quickly creaked open the lid to the
box.
There in the bottom of the box were
tickets for the mummy exhibit in Salt Lake City along with a treasure map and a
secret code that looked like Egyptian hieroglyphics.
“Mom! Dad! Look what I found in the
box!” Mitchell screamed running through the house. “The magic key worked. Now I
can go see the mummies. And look there’s a treasure map with a secret code in
here too.”
Mitchell carefully unfolded the treasure
map. He carefully deciphered the hieroglyphic writings that formed the secret code
in his notebook. Mitchell noticed a half moon, serpent and the bird along with
the picture of a man, woman and child. He followed the treasure map through the
house as he thought about what the glyphs meant. He ended up in his parent’s
bedroom where they were sitting together holding hands and smiling.
“I’ve got it!” Mitchell said with a
smile. This treasure map’s secret code translates to . . . mother . . . father . . . love . . . son . . . Hey, does that means you guys love
me. Ah shucks. Thanks Mom and Dad.”
Mitchell gave his dad a high five then
he gave his mom a big hug right before he said, “You guys are a pretty great daddy
and “mummy”.
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12/05/2015
Poem for a Fourteen-year 0ld
FOURTEEN
By
Grandma
Baadsgaard
Happy
Birthday Matthew. You are awesome!
I’m
not a boy.
I’m
not a man.
Will
someone please tell me
Who
I am?
Food
stuck in my braces
When
I smile -
Teacher
with a whistle
Makes
me run the mile.
“Change
your underwear.”
Says
Mom with that look
But
I frankly don’t I care
If
I smell like fish on a hook
“Comb
your hair, brush your teeth
Take
a bath would you please
Practice
piano, clean you room,
Or
my patience is going to leave.”
Homework
and locker combinations
Assemblies,
recitals and tests
Gives
me days at junior high
Without
a moment to rest.
All
the girls my age
Look
two years older than me
How
am I supposed to impress them
When
all they see . . .
My
pants turn into floods
Whenever
I turn around.
My
voice seems to crack
Whenever
I make a sound.
Older
brothers stare
Younger
brother tease
When
will this annoyance
Ever,
ever cease?
Too
old for Halloween
Not
old enough to drive
How
in the world
Am
I supposed to survive?
Junior
High is full of
Jocks, nerds and bores
I
just don’t know how
I’m
supposed to soar.
Maybe
I’ll just relax
And
just practice being me
Cause
when all is said and done
I’m
content to be
Matthew
the magnificent
Matthew
the brave
Matthew
the courageous
With
a sense of humor to save
Late
night video games
Lying
in my hammock to sleep
Sneaking
treats from the pantry
Is
all I really need.
Who
says you need
Nutritious
food to survive
Mac
and cheese serves me well
That’s
all I need to thrive
You
say I need
Proper vitamins to grow.
I
say life is too short to skimp on candy
When
your blood sugars get low.
Someday
I’ll be the dad
And
surely I will say
“Stop
doing that!” to my son
But
today is not that day.
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